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Irish Joke of the day – Religion and Prostitutes

One afternoon Paddy and Mick were having a pint at a pub across from a brothel. For the craic, they sat in the front so they could watch the comings and goings across the street. The two lads were shocked when a presbyterian minister walked into the brothel.

“Begod,” says Paddy, “that’s a shame to see a man of the cloth going bad!”

A while later a Jewish rabbi walked into the brothel.

“Ah,” says Mick, “wouldja lookit that! Tis a shame to see the Jews giving in to temptation as well!”

More time passed and a Catholic preist walked into the brothel. Both men sat up in their bar stools with concern. Paddy turned to Mick and says in a whisper –

“Didja see that, Mick? One of them girls must be on the deathbed!”