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Irish Joke of the day – Fidelity

There was three lads – a lad from England, and lad from Scotland and a lad from Ireland. They got to talking amongst themselves and determined that their wives were cheating on them.

So they got to decided to go away and look for a bit of evidence and they’d come back three weeks later and meet in the very same place, which they did. Sitting around back at the same corner of the counter the Paddy Scotsman was the first to speak up,

“How did you get on?” says the other two boys.

“Not too good,” says he, “my wife is going with a carpenter.”

“How do you know?” says the other two boys.

He says, “I found a carpenter’s toolbox under the bed.”

The Paddy englishman spoke up next.

“My wife is going with a butcher.”

“How do you know?” says the other two boys.

He says, “I found a butcher’s apron under the bed.”

And they turned to the Paddy Irishman and asked

“How did you get on?”

The Paddy Irishman says, “You think ye’re bad – my wife is going with a horse!”

“How do you know?” says the other two boys.

Says he, “Didn’t I find a jockey under the bed!”

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Cheers to Val for this one!