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Irish Joke of the day – A dead horse

Two Irish lads met at their local one weekend. They got to discussing the week’s events and Mick asked Paddy about his horse, who had fallen ill.

“Ah sure,” says Paddy, “the veterinarian came out this week and said we had to put him down.”

“That’s a shame,” said Mick, “and did he shoot him straight away?”

“Well,” says Paddy, “First he said we should dig a great big hole for the horse. It was then he got out the gun.”

“And did he shoot him in the hole?” asked Mick.

“No, no – he shot him in the head,” says Paddy.