Who wants to be a millionaire?

In case you were all wondering, I am not one of the two Irish winners of last night’s euromillions lotto jackpot.

Hey, I’m no different than anyone else. I was one of the 2,000 Irish people/hour yesterday who stopped into their local shop to buy a euromillions ticket. In general, I loathe gambling and I know that the chances of winning the largest euromillions jackpot in history (€183 million, just so’s ya knows) was less than Jordan winning Mastermind.

Nevertheless, I was caught up by the thought of “what if,” just like everyone else.

Now, if you’re holding a ticket like the one above, are from the south/south-west of Ireland and are wondering if you’re a winner, quick, go check the results.

And no, no need to thank me, a cash gift will do just fine.