Articles tagged ‘Irish humour’
Irish joke of the day - Yankee Policeman in Ireland
By Seán | July 9th, 2007 |
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A US police officer was on exchange in County Tipperary in Ireland with the Garda as part of a new law enforcement program between the two countries. One day the sergeant informed him they’d be stopping cars looking for suspicious characters.
The day was going along with nothing to report until an older man pulled [...]
Irish Joke of the day - The collision
By Seán | July 2nd, 2007 | Add a Comment »
One night on the small, dark Irish country roads an Englishman and an Irishman were driving recklessly and collided, demolishing both of their cars. Amazingly, the two men emerged from the wreck unscathed. Astonished by their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike of each other from that moment forward.
The Irishman at this point [...]
Killinaskully Community Radio
By Seán | June 27th, 2007 | Add a Comment »
Seriously 111. This has to be one of the best things on Irish TV at the moment:
Irish Joke of the day - 10 pints of Guinness
By Seán | June 24th, 2007 | Add a Comment »
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet, and no one takes up the [...]
Irish Joke of the Day - Magical Lift
By Seán | June 17th, 2007 | Add a Comment »
An Irish family from the country made their first visit into Dublin City. The girl and her mother went into the clothing shops while the husband and son continued to explore. They came to a lift (that’s anglo for “elevator”), a device they had never seen before. They were mystified, watching lights flicker above the [...]
Irish Joke of the day - God’s Hotline
By Seán | June 10th, 2007 | Add a Comment »
On vacation in Europe, Bob noticed a marble column in a church in Rome with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, Bob asked who the telephone was for. The priest told him it was a direct line to Heaven, and if he’d like to call, it would be a thousand [...]
Irish Joke of the day - Religion and Prostitutes
By Seán | June 3rd, 2007 | 1 Comment »
One afternoon Paddy and Mick were having a pint at a pub across from a brothel. For the craic, they sat in the front so they could watch the comings and goings across the street. The two lads were shocked when a presbyterian minister walked into the brothel.
“Begod,” says Paddy, “that’s a shame to see [...]
Killinaskully - The Usual Suspects
By Seán | May 30th, 2007 | Add a Comment »
Irish comedian Pat Short has a new show called Killinaskully. It’s very, very funny. Here’s an example:
Irish Joke of the day - A terrible thing
By Seán | May 27th, 2007 | Add a Comment »
There was an Irish family who wanted very much to have a baby. They were poor, but they did what they could to buy vitamins and folic acid and all the things a mother needs to bear a healthy child. They were delighted when they conceived, but when they went for their first scan the [...]
Irish Joke of the day - cheap shot
By Seán | May 20th, 2007 | Add a Comment »
What do you call someone who hangs around and annoys Irish musicians?
A bodhrán player.
