Irish Joke of the day - Religion and Prostitutes
One afternoon Paddy and Mick were having a pint at a pub across from a brothel. For the craic, they sat in the front so they could watch the comings and goings across the street. The two lads were shocked when a presbyterian minister walked into the brothel.
“Begod,” says Paddy, “that’s a shame to see a man of the cloth going bad!”
A while later a Jewish rabbi walked into the brothel.
“Ah,” says Mick, “wouldja lookit that! Tis a shame to see the Jews giving in to temptation as well!”
More time passed and a Catholic preist walked into the brothel. Both men sat up in their bar stools with concern. Paddy turned to Mick and says in a whisper -
“Didja see that, Mick? One of them girls must be on the deathbed!”
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Hey Sean,
I saw this joke and absolutely loved it!!!!
Only in Ireland
On vacation in Europe, Bert noticed a marble column in a church in Rome with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, Bert asked who the telephone was for. The priest told him it was a direct line to Heaven, and if he\\\’d like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. Bert was amazed, but declined the offer.
Throughout Europe Bert kept seeing the same golden telephone on a marble column. At each, he asked about it and the answer was always the same: a direct line to Heaven and he could call for a thousand dollars.
Bert finished his tour of Europe with a stop in Ireland . He decided to attend Mass at a local village church. When he walked in the door he noticed the golden telephone, but underneath it there was a sign stating: \\
Hey Sean,
I saw this joke and absolutely loved it!!!!
Only in Ireland
On vacation in Europe, Bert noticed a marble column in a church in Rome with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, Bert asked who the telephone was for. The priest told him it was a direct line to Heaven, and if he\\\’d like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. Bert was amazed, but declined the offer.
Throughout Europe Bert kept seeing the same golden telephone on a marble column. At each, he asked about it and the answer was always the same: a direct line to Heaven and he could call for a thousand dollars.
Bert finished his tour of Europe with a stop in Ireland . He decided to attend Mass at a local village church. When he walked in the door he noticed the golden telephone, but underneath it there was a sign stating: \\