Gorgeous Women Drinking Guinness

by Jessica on June 23, 2008

by Jessica | June 23rd, 2008  

When I sat down to write this post, I thought a simple search for the words “Guinness Girls” would turn up oodles of pictures. Turns out I was wrong – although it appears there are such things as “Guinness Girls,” nubile young things who are paid to wear tight T-shirts and teency tartan skirts and hand out samples of the famous Irish beer, they also appear to be a bit like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus – you’ve heard of them, but no one’s got any photographic evidence. You can visit the Guinness Brewery and you are sure to find these elusive women, but that doesn’t help you unless you are in Dublin.

So, instead of spending the next several hours (or days) hunting around the interwebs looking for pictures that may actually not exist, I thought I’d change my planned post (read: be lazy) to what it’s become now – pictures of gorgeous women drinking Guinness. I’m also totally open to adding pictures to this post if y’all find any and want to send them in, and I’d be especially happy if you’ve actually got some pictures of those elusive Guinness Girls. But in the meantime, I hope you’ll enjoy these Guinness Girls – such as they are.

I’ve no idea who this woman is, but she’s either shooting a commercial for Guinness or she’s using that freshly-poured pint to accompany her come-hither look at the guy across the bar. If you were that guy, which would draw you in more – the girl, or the Guinness?

I’m sure this picture is one that Danielle Lloyd would prefer to forget, especially as it appears she’s already had plenty of Guinness and really shouldn’t be drinking the new one she has in her hand. Still, with that kind of boobage on display, even if the picture’s a little unflattering I’m guessing many of you may not even have noticed why.

This photo was taken at a promotional event for Guinness, and the woman holding the bottle of Guinness here is apparently a singer called Ce’cile (who I’ve never heard of). Someone bought a date with her for $45,000 Guinness bucks, though, so she must be at least a little famous. And okay, she’s not technically drinking the Guinness here, but she’s pretty so I’m letting her stay on the list.

This picture comes from that same buy-a-date-with-Ce’cile event, but this isn’t Ce’cile. In fact, I have no idea who this woman is. Perhaps some kind of Guinness Vanna White? And yes, again, she’s not drinking Guinness. But that’s a huge Guinness banner behind her, which should count for something, right? Right?

Gwyneth Paltrow’s married to a Brit and has lived in the U.K. for several years now, so it may not be surprising that she doesn’t necessarily favor American beers. At any rate, she downed this Guinness on a television show during an interview, so she’s also not private about her love of the stuff.

It’s probably not safe to assume that after she pulled this pint of Guinness that Roxanne McKee also drank it, but what the heck. I’m going to live dangerously and assume just that.

Finally, we have a series of pictures of the lovely Gemma Atkinson (and her breasts), in which she not only pulls her own pint of Guinness – she also drinks it (take that, Roxanne McKee!), even managing to get a bit of a foam moustache. I’m pretty sure some of you may never notice the moustache, and I can hardly blame you.

And be sure to check out this slideshow of pictures from a Guinness “9-Ball Tour” when it stopped in Singapore. These lovely ladies may not be wearing tartan skirts, but they’re worth a look-see all the same. Trust me.


Nate June 25, 2008 at 8:40 am

its absolutely terrible that these people don’t even know how to properly drink a guiness. LET THE HEAD SETTLE.

Parisgirl June 25, 2008 at 10:35 pm

I’d also be willing to wager that not more that the majority of these Singapore ladies wouldn’t dream of sipping a drop of Guinness (no beer bellies here!).
And Nate, you’re right, but a good bartender wouldn’t have even served the Guinness until the head had settled. N’est-ce pas?

Nishen December 3, 2008 at 12:14 pm

These woman are lame, you haven’t drank Guinness until you have drank propperly. it actually makes me sick to see them drink it without it settling.

Angry December 5, 2008 at 5:01 am

this is horrible. an atrocity of a magnitude i have never before seen in my worst nightmares.

Paul December 5, 2008 at 11:56 am

YOur right Nate, I would have to say the same. LET the bloody head settle.

The Dude (irl) March 5, 2009 at 4:11 am

gwyneth drank a proper pint, and looked good as she did too.the rest of them i dont know

Mickey G March 13, 2009 at 6:23 am

Gwneth Paltrow probably went into the jacks after and puked it back up for fear of the dreaded Guinness beer belly. No surprise the other lads mag chick gemma Atkinso doesn’t know how to drink it, its not like she’s a regular…I’m happy to teach her though.


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